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Post by mport on Sept 7, 2007 12:05:26 GMT -5
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Post by mport on Sept 7, 2007 15:11:51 GMT -5
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo droppings ... Someone has stolen tent."
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mvest
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Post by mvest on Sept 7, 2007 19:28:52 GMT -5
Ha!
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Post by mport on Sept 10, 2007 9:49:05 GMT -5
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Post by cappachino558 on Sept 20, 2007 3:21:33 GMT -5
This is hilarious! I really laughed out loud.
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Post by Weird Al on Oct 10, 2007 13:48:53 GMT -5
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Post by mport on Oct 10, 2007 14:26:21 GMT -5
A True Race Fan
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Post by Weird Al on Oct 10, 2007 16:03:38 GMT -5
That's what you call a redneck..LOL!
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Post by Weird Al on Oct 10, 2007 22:17:59 GMT -5
For those of you who have seen it, SNL's cowbell skit.
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Post by cappachino558 on Oct 11, 2007 3:58:45 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by mport on Oct 11, 2007 16:57:07 GMT -5
Bubba Had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?" Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"
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Post by Weird Al on Oct 11, 2007 17:07:12 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by chaosdude on Oct 11, 2007 17:28:31 GMT -5
sorry for not understanding, but other the a kind of a wound, what is a shingle?
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Post by mport on Oct 11, 2007 17:45:55 GMT -5
Shingles (herpes zoster) is a viral infection of the nerve roots. It causes pain and often causes a rash on one side of the body, the left or right. The rash appears in a band, a strip, or a small area. Shingles is most common in older adults and people who have weak immune systems because of stress, injury, certain medicines, or other reasons. Most people who get shingles will get better and will not get it again. Source: WebMD.com ( www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/Shingles/Shingles-Topic-Overview) From Merriam Webster's Dictionary: Main Entry: 1shin·gle Pronunciation: 'shi[ng]-g&l Function: noun Etymology: Middle English schingel, alteration of Old English scindel, from Medieval Latin scindula, alteration of Latin scandula 1 : a small thin piece of building material often with one end thicker than the other for laying in overlapping rows as a covering for the roof or sides of a building 2 : a small signboard especially designating a professional office -- used chiefly in the phrase hang out one's shingle 3 : a woman's haircut with the hair trimmed short from the back of the head to the nape In other words, Bubba had a bunch of roofing shingles on the truck that he was delivering.
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Post by cappachino558 on Oct 12, 2007 5:21:03 GMT -5
LOL! THAT IS HILARIOUS!
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